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	<description>'Cause Hadokens are for Chumps</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dinner at Lucky&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>van</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Although it meant missing out on dinner with my car buddies (i.e. not the car buddies that I work with every day), I caught up with a couple members of the TMR team last night for dinner at Lucky&#8217;s, in Hawthorn. Excellent food, and actually a really well-designed place.
I am embarrassed to say that [...]]]></description>
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<p>Although it meant missing out on dinner with my car buddies (i.e. not the car buddies that I work with every day), I caught up with a couple members of the TMR team last night for dinner at Lucky&#8217;s, in Hawthorn. Excellent food, and actually a really well-designed place.</p>
<p>I am embarrassed to say that I didn&#8217;t get any photos of the restaurant itself, but I intend to eat there again sometime in the near future, so I&#8217;ll grab some more shots next time.</p>
<p>Above, my black pepper beef dinner. Below the break, a few more photos.</p>
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<p>Steane, about to get stuck into his extremely hot chicken dish (EHDC).</p>
<p><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " border="0" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chinesedinner-at-luckys-in-hawthorn-03.jpg" width="590" height="442" /> </p>
<p>&quot;Huh huh huh, did you get my finger in the photo? Did ya?&quot;</p>
<p><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " border="0" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chinesedinner-at-luckys-in-hawthorn-04.jpg" width="590" height="442" /> </p>
<p>This is <em>actually</em> really good beer.</p>
<p>Hoo-rah, that&#8217;s all.</p>
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		<title>Lunch On Chinese New Year, Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.hundredhandslap.com/2010/02/15/lunch-on-chinese-new-year-valentines-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>van</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I tell you what, these clever Chinese, they&#8217;re hooking into all the special days. Last year it was Chinese New Year on January 26 - also Australia Day - and this year it&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day!
Wow, that comes across as sort of racist. Curse this hypersensitive age we live in.
Moving on, I grabbed a quick [...]]]></description>
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<p>I tell you what, these clever Chinese, they&#8217;re hooking into all the special days. Last year it was Chinese New Year on January 26 - also Australia Day - and this year it&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day!</p>
<p>Wow, that comes across as sort of racist. Curse this hypersensitive age we live in.</p>
<p>Moving on, I grabbed a quick lunch on Sunday with my buddy Jac before returning to the office to work on the new TMR website.</p>
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<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " border="0" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100214-chinesenewyear-valentinesday-lunch-10.jpg" width="590" height="379" /> </p>
<p>Get a load of this grotty barely-washed glass the twats at China Bar served our complimentary tap water in. </p>
<p>And what the hell is up with Chinese restaurants apparently assuming that because I&#8217;m white, I don&#8217;t want a thermos (I love the thermos) of nice hot tea like all the non-white tables around me? Why do I get a glass of water? Jerks. Ask me what I want. </p>
<p>On the plus side, those dumplings at the top of this post? Yeah, we didn&#8217;t order those, and nor did we pay for them. But we sure did eat &#8216;em.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " border="0" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100214-chinesenewyear-valentinesday-lunch-09.jpg" width="590" height="407" /></p>
<p>Above; Here&#8217;s the entree we did actually order; two pieces of Peking duck. Jac accidentally ate them both, the silly great cow. The look on her face as I guffawed at her cramming the second one into her mouth, and she suddenly realised she&#8217;d accidentally devoured both pieces… classic.</p>
<p>Below; Jac&#8217;s Mongolian Beef, which I hilariously assumed was my satay chicken and started munching. Really must pay better attention next time, and learn the difference between beef, chicken, Mongolian and satay.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " border="0" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100214-chinesenewyear-valentinesday-lunch-06.jpg" width="590" height="442" /> </p>
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<p>Below; My satay chicken. Tastier than Mongolian beef, but not half as pretty. Next time, I&#8217;m demanding dainty carrot slices.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " border="0" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100214-chinesenewyear-valentinesday-lunch-08.jpg" width="590" height="397" /> </p>
<p>Below; my mango ice tea. The syrup kept settling at the bottom, and of course I kept sipping at it while the straw was at the bottom. Mouthful of syrup, not so great. Note: next time, bring a cocktail shaker.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " border="0" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100214-chinesenewyear-valentinesday-lunch-03.jpg" width="590" height="442" /> </p>
<p>And that was that. After lunch, I headed back to the office to continue working on the new version of TMR, which we completed at around 9pm and launched just before midnight. Now that&#8217;s organisation.</p>
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		<title>Food: Warm Thai Beef Salad @ Mocha Jo&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://www.hundredhandslap.com/2010/02/09/food-warm-thai-beef-salad-mocha-jos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>van</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Dinner at Mocha Jo&#8217;s with a friend last night. Warm Thai beef salad, for the both of us.
Oh, but I do love this one. If it were a steak, you&#8217;d call the meat medium-rare. I might even see if they&#8217;ll make it straight rare next time. Why wouldn&#8217;t they?
 
 
Mangolicious fruit shake. A [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dinner at <a href="http://www.mochajos.com.au/">Mocha Jo&#8217;s</a> with a friend last night. Warm Thai beef salad, for the both of us.</p>
<p>Oh, but I do love this one. If it were a steak, you&#8217;d call the meat medium-rare. I might even see if they&#8217;ll make it straight rare next time. Why wouldn&#8217;t they?</p>
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<p><img title="mocha-jos_mangolicious" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="442" alt="mocha-jos_mangolicious" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mochajos-mangolicious.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p>Mangolicious fruit shake. A touch of honey in there too, I think.</p>
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<p><img title="golf-vi-gti_golf-v-gti_03" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="442" alt="golf-vi-gti_golf-v-gti_03" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/golfvigti-golfvgti-03.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p>If only I still had the red three-door when I spotted this previous generation red three-door!</p>
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<p><img title="golf-vi-gti_golf-v-gti_02" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="387" alt="golf-vi-gti_golf-v-gti_02" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/golfvigti-golfvgti-02.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p><img title="golf-vi-gti_golf-v-gti_01" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="442" alt="golf-vi-gti_golf-v-gti_01" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/golfvigti-golfvgti-01.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Golf V lovers, but the Golf VI is your superior in every way. Time to upgrade, friends.</p>
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		<title>Messy Desk is Messy</title>
		<link>http://www.hundredhandslap.com/2010/02/08/messy-desk-is-messy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>van</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Hey, who said blog posts had to be useful? But there&#8217;s a couple more after the jump, if there&#8217;s something wrong with you.
 
 
And here&#8217;s a macro shot I took in the GTI a couple of days ago. Pocket cams are getting damn good these days…
 
Now I&#8217;m off for a run, adios.
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<p>Hey, who said blog posts had to be useful? But there&#8217;s a couple more after the jump, if there&#8217;s something wrong with you.</p>
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<p><img title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="442" alt="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         " src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/desk-02.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p>And here&#8217;s a macro shot I took in the GTI a couple of days ago. Pocket cams are getting damn good these days…</p>
<p><img title="gti_macro" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="442" alt="gti_macro" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gti-macro.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m off for a run, adios.</p>
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		<title>This Week&#8217;s Ride: 2010 Volkswagen Golf GTI</title>
		<link>http://www.hundredhandslap.com/2010/02/02/this-weeks-ride-2010-volkswagen-golf-gti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>van</dc:creator>
		
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As a motoring journo, I get to kick around in some pretty special cars. It&#8217;s not the highest paying gig in the world, to be honest, so it&#8217;s perks like these that make it worthwhile. (until it comes time to buy a house, and then getting to drive nice cars becomes fairly useless to you!)
Because [...]]]></description>
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<p>As a motoring journo, I get to kick around in some pretty special cars. It&#8217;s not the highest paying gig in the world, to be honest, so it&#8217;s perks like these that make it worthwhile. (until it comes time to buy a house, and then getting to drive nice cars becomes fairly useless to you!)</p>
<p>Because I&#8217;m TMR&#8217;s News Editor, I don&#8217;t do many reviews anymore. Running the news simply takes too much of my time as it is, so squeezing in a review each week is more than I can take on. Because of this, I usually only get the cars for a day or two.</p>
<p>This week, I&#8217;ve been lucky enough to get my hands on the latest generation Golf GTI, thanks to Volkswagen Australia being only too aware of my obsession with the new Golf.</p>
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<p><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" title="2010-volkswagen-golf-gti-internationalmodel-08" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010volkswagengolfgtiinternationalmodel08.jpg" border="0" alt="2010-volkswagen-golf-gti-internationalmodel-08" width="590" height="384" /></p>
<p>It&#8217;s a special car. I haven&#8217;t taken any photos of it yet, but it&#8217;s the three-door version of the car in this post. Admittedly the steering wheel&#8217;s on the wrong side, but hey - you get the drift.</p>
<p>Our review of the car will come in the next couple of weeks and I&#8217;ll be sure to post a link here, but I&#8217;ll say for now that this is just one very, very special car. Excellent power, excellent torque, amazing handling straight out of the box…</p>
<p>I used to drive a Golf IV GTI, and I went through periods of loathing its lack of power to absolutely adoring its handling. I always loved the build quality and style and interior, though.</p>
<p><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" title="2010-volkswagen-golf-gti-internationalmodel-02" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010volkswagengolfgtiinternationalmodel02.jpg" border="0" alt="2010-volkswagen-golf-gti-internationalmodel-02" width="590" height="393" /></p>
<p>This car… it&#8217;s just the whole package. I can&#8217;t say enough good things about it. Beautiful interior, great styling - especially with that grille, an homage to the first Golf GTI - and of course the power and handling.</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t wait for the next generation! But even more than that, I can&#8217;t wait until the Golf R - the more powerful, all-wheel-drive sibling to the GTI - arrives later this year.</p>
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		<title>Three Years in a Row? Criminey&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.hundredhandslap.com/2010/02/02/three-years-in-a-row-criminey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>van</dc:creator>
		
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I&#8217;m not 100 percent sure that I understood correctly, but… I think I&#8217;ve been invited to the 2010 Australian F1 Grand Prix in March. Is it still in March? Heck if I know… 
And it&#8217;s all thanks to Craig Lowndes and that bloody Roary the Race Car. It&#8217;s no Thomas the Tank Engine, but [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m not 100 percent sure that I understood correctly, but… I think I&#8217;ve been invited to the 2010 Australian F1 Grand Prix in March. Is it still in March? Heck if I know… </p>
<p>And it&#8217;s all thanks to Craig Lowndes and that bloody Roary the Race Car. It&#8217;s no Thomas the Tank Engine, but then I guess Thomas could never get me invited to the F1, either.</p>
<p>Man, that makes three years in a row. I don&#8217;t even LIKE F1 all that much. But I DO like walking around and checking out all the classic cars and retired race cars on display around the outside of the track. So that&#8217;ll make it worth it.</p>
<p>Now, I just need to find out if I was actually invited or if I completely misunderstood!</p>
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		<title>We Went Away Boys, And Came Back&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Boys that needed a shower and a damn good sleep.
Here&#8217;s a few simple photos from a recent weekend away with my fellow motoring scribes. As you can see from the shot about, we took a Range Rover Sport, Land Rover Discovery 4 and a Jeep Wrangler off on a weekend of bashing around the [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Boys that needed a shower and a damn good sleep.</strong></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a few simple photos from a recent weekend away with my fellow motoring scribes. As you can see from the shot about, we took a Range Rover Sport, Land Rover Discovery 4 and a Jeep Wrangler off on a weekend of bashing around the Victorian countryside. &#8216;Twas as good a weekend as one can ask for, to be honest.</p>
<p>A few more shots after the break.</p>
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<p><img title="tmr_4x4_trip_04" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="443" alt="tmr_4x4_trip_04" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tmr-4x4-trip-04.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
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<p><img title="tmr_4x4_trip_02" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="443" alt="tmr_4x4_trip_02" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tmr-4x4-trip-02.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p><img title="tmr_4x4_trip_05" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="443" alt="tmr_4x4_trip_05" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tmr-4x4-trip-05.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p><em>Tony, our review editor. The guy knows cars.</em></p>
<p><img title="tmr_4x4_trip_05a" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="443" alt="tmr_4x4_trip_05a" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tmr-4x4-trip-05a.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p><em>Kez, one of our reviewers.</em></p>
<p><img title="tmr_4x4_trip_06" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="443" alt="tmr_4x4_trip_06" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tmr-4x4-trip-06.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p><em>Above: Craig&#8217;s Hut, which was built specifically for the film The Man From Snowy River.</em></p>
<p><img title="tmr_4x4_trip_07" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="443" alt="tmr_4x4_trip_07" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tmr-4x4-trip-07.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p>It was a great weekend. We stayed the night in what was literally a beat-up old unfinished guest house which had apparently been repurposed as a storage shed about 30 years ago. </p>
<p>Dust, creaky and sparse floor boards, dust, military-like bedding, dust, and poorly sealed and insulated walls. Plus, dust. That was more or less the shape of the accommodations. </p>
<p>Frankly, I loved it. But our tagalong friend Martin? Not so much! He&#8217;s a delicate boy, our Martin. Used to somewhat classier lodgings, I fear. </p>
<p>But he made it through the night, got drunk with the rest of us and swears to me that he had a great time. I&#8217;m happy to believe him.</p>
<p>The only real downside in my book was that, even with Telstra - which it reckons covers about 99 percent of the country - I had no phone coverage except for at the very top of the mountain… some 1500 metres above sea level. </p>
<p>While I absolutely loved camping and trailbiking as a kid - on the rare occasion that we went - I&#8217;ve definitely become accustomed to connectivity in my later years… </p>
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		<title>Looking For Design On A Small Budget?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Hey folks,
In the hunt for a little extra cash in 2010, I&#8217;m shooting myself in the foot and offering a special deal! My foot&#8217;s killing me, but your wallet will thank you. (How&#8217;s that for a catchy line, eh?)
What&#8217;s this deal about then? In simple terms; I will create for you a business logo and [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hey folks,</p>
<p>In the hunt for a little extra cash in 2010, I&#8217;m shooting myself in the foot and offering a special deal! My foot&#8217;s killing me, but your wallet will thank you. (How&#8217;s that for a catchy line, eh?)</p>
<p>What&#8217;s this deal about then? In simple terms; I will create for you a business logo and business card design for $300.</p>
<p>Please note, however, that this is a phenomenally cheap rate for a professionally designed, scalable and print-prepared identity design and business card combination. Unless you go to a fresh-out-of-university design graduate or one of those Indian logo websites, you won&#8217;t find a designer with my years of experience offering a deal like this.</p>
<p>So the question becomes: what is your businesses&#8217; identity worth to you? After all, it&#8217;s often the first impression your potential customers get of your business - so why not make the right impression? That&#8217;s worth spending on.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><img class="aligncenter" title="mike-stevens" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="259" alt="mike-stevens" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mikestevens.jpg" width="590" border="0" /></p>
<p><em>Above: my own personal identity</em></p>
<p>Because of the very low rate, <strong><font color="#0080c0">requested revisions/changes to your logo design will be limited</font></strong>. Obviously my main priority and goal is to ensure that you&#8217;re pleased with the end result, but I ask that you exercise some decency in remembering the good ol&#8217; &quot;you get what you pay for&quot; rule.</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t seek to rip anyone off by giving them a logo whipped up in 10 minutes, and I expect the same courtesy in return.</p>
<p>This is an ideal offering for small businesses that recognise the need for a professional image in today&#8217;s flooded market but can&#8217;t justify the (frankly huge) costs usually associated with researching and developing a business identity.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img class="aligncenter" title="urban-electrics" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="221" alt="urban-electrics" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/urbanelectrics.jpg" width="590" border="0" /></p>
<h2>What&#8217;s Involved?</h2>
<p><strong><font color="#d00d2f">Please ensure that you read all of this properly, as it will help save us both from any misunderstandings later.</font></strong></p>
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<li><strong><font color="#0080c0">Officially, I am not offering any revisions to the logo</font></strong> - i.e. if you request changes, it could cost you more. That said, if the changes are minor, I&#8217;m happy to do that for free. </li>
<li>To improve the chances of my clients getting a logo they can be totally happy with, I&#8217;m asking clients to <em>&quot;help me help you&quot;</em>. In other words, <strong><font color="#0080c0">the more information you give me about the logo, the better the odds of you liking the end result.</font></strong> </li>
<li>If you want to go ahead with the offer, I need you to have a proper think about the styles you like - <strong><font color="#0080c0">look around the net at the logos of other companies, well-known brands, etc - as well as colour preferences, font types (classic, modern, futuristic, etc),</font></strong> and things like that. </li>
<li>If it&#8217;s for a business, tell me a bit about the business so I can get an idea of what your industry is about. That can help in a big way. </li>
<li>One of my clients responded to the above requirement by sending me 15 logos he liked the look of, as well as a couple of paragraphs about his business and the industry he works in. Now <em>that</em> is serious commitment to getting the job done right. </li>
<li>With the deal I&#8217;m offering, <strong><font color="#0080c0">I try to offer two options</font></strong> - <strong><em>however,</em></strong> if it&#8217;s a complicated project and the first option takes me 5 or 6 hours to come up something worth showing, you can imagine I&#8217;m not going to spend much time on a second option (if I were billing hourly, 5 or so hours is about what $300 gets you). </li>
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<p><img title="" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="378" alt="" src="http://www.hundredhandslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hobbynation.jpg" width="590" border="0" /> </p>
<p>So the main thing I stress to my clients is that, <strong>yes, this deal <em>is</em> a bit of a gamble for you</strong> when it comes to being sure you&#8217;ll like what you get, but I can only remind that any discussion with another designer with my years of experience will demonstrate just how expensive branding can be in a regular scenario.</p>
<p>Feel free to shoot me an email to discuss options: localmike[at]gmail.com. <em>Switch the &#8216;[at]&#8216; with the @ symbol, of course.</em></p>
<h4><strong>Previous identity work can be viewed at my Flickr page: </strong></h4>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/van/sets/72157623018040556/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/van/sets/72157623018040556/</a></strong></p>
<p>Thanks folks!</p>
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